THE SEXIEST MAN IN AMERICA!

No, it isn't Brad Pitt or one of those other overly groomed girlie-men.

That magnificent man, Gov. Chris Christie, today killed the controversial $8.7 billion Hudson River rail tunnel project. Why? Because, according to Gov. Christie, the State of New Jersey can’t afford it!

I find it amusing that everyone is stunned and excited by the fact that a state's governor has the cojones to deliver a straightforward answer when questioned about his reasoning. Too bad the governor of Massachusetts didn’t have the cojones possessed by Christie. Then the “Big Dig” wouldn’t have made Massachusetts the laughingstock of this nation!

THURSDAY MORNING ENGINE STARTERS

If this doesn't get your engine going, you should stay in bed today! Then segue to this and thank God you are an American AND that He gave us Michael Maguire! Then you can have this for dessert!