I REFUSE TO SAY "I TOLD YOU SO" BUT WEINER WAS LYING, WASN'T HE?

Krauthammer advises that when someone is committing political suicide, just stand back and watch and don't cheerlead because it isn't seemly to do so! With this, I agree.

He also urges compassion for the man. Nope. Not gonna happen. Where was this man's compassion when he was uttering foul and hateful things about every Republican on God's green earth?

I don't believe the Congressman is truly sorry - except that he's truly sorry that he got caught! Adios perv, don't let the door hit you on your skinny ass as you leave the stage!

UPDATE: For some weird reason, Bill O'Reilly, bloviator supreme, is still trying to show compassion for Weiner but I'm not buying into that crap. Of course, it's sad to watch a man's life being destroyed, but his own actions are the root of the problem. I do, however, think that Republicans shouldn't pile on but rather sit back and watch the debacle unfold!

IT'S THE LAW OF THE LAND, FELLAS!

Of late, there have been rumblings about the reading of the U.S. Constitution before each session of the House of Representatives. Many of the Democrats in the House are opposed to the continuation of this practice. They have said they consider it "silly" and other words to that effect. Really?

Gentlemen, let me educate you. The U.S. Constitution is the supreme law of this land. Moreover, it is what you swore to "preserve, protect and defend" when you took your oath of office at the beginning of the term.

Apparently the Democrats in Congress (and probably a fair number of Republicans) consider the Constitution to be irrelevant and antiquated. It isn't. It also isn't a "living document" as some of you have opined. What it is is the absolute authority of what you as legislators may and may not do vis-a-vis the making of laws in this nation. So instead of devoting your leisure time reading to the latest Party talking points (and this applies to BOTH parties), you might be educated by reading with care the document that most clearly and specifically defines your parameters as legislators.

Furthermore, most of you should know this document by heart - or at the very least, pretty intimately. Most of you are attorneys by education and training and really should know better. But then I guess most of you were front and center at courses that dealt with hourly billing rates and the like and often recovering from a night on the town when it came to Constitutional Law courses!

Shame on you!

SELF-INDULGENT INFANTILE TWIT

Otherwise known as Vice President Joe "Plugs" Biden and his erstwhile "boss" Barack Hussein Obama.

First example on Wednesday. That was when a few early arriving members of the Toronto Blue Jays weren't permitted to disembark from their team bus and go into their own clubhouse at Steinbrenner Field because the Secret Service was using it as a route to get Joe Biden onto the field for a meet-and-greet with members of the New York Yankees. Mind you, there was a game scheduled and the Blue Jays needed to get ready to go to work (Work - you know that activity that Vice Presidents really don't participate in?). But the Vice President had taken a notion that he wanted to hang out with the big boys at Steinbrenner Field so who gave a damn about the convenience or comfort of the Toronto Blue Jays who were left sitting on their bus - not even parked - circling the facility until they could be permitted into their OWN clubhouse!

Second example - on any given day of the week when himself is in town and not on another of his never-ending vacation trips or playing golf, the President of the United States, usually during rush hour, likes to go swanning around town in his motorcade. It doesn't matter to this oblivious and selfish child that hard working folks are trying to get out of town and go home after a long day at work, generally a day that starts with a lengthy commute (and not via limo).

It occurs to me that the Democrats like to paint themselves as the party of the little guy - when in reality, they are the fat cats, endlessly self-indulgent and completely ignorant of the lives and needs of the people they are SUPPOSED to represent.

Pinheads!

AMERICA - ON BEHALF OF OHIO, I APOLOGIZE

Once upon a time, Dennis John Kucinich was the boy-wonder of Cleveland politics. Then he was revealed to be a complete failure as mayor of Cleveland, and one of the worst. And let me tell you, he defeated some pretty sorry competitors for that title!

Now, for whatever reason (probably to keep him out of town), he is consistently re-elected to the House of Representatives where he constantly embarrasses himself and the citizens of his District, as well as those of us who are FROM Cleveland but don't live there any more!

Dennis has rarely, if ever, had an unexpressed thought. That's problem #1. That he is so damned leftwing that even the Leftwing of the Democratic Party finds him extreme is problem #2. Yes, as a nation, we are entitled to free speech. But Dennis carries it too far, given the witless nature of his locutions. This is the man, you'll remember, who ran for the presidency in order to meet a potential spouse! Peculiar little man, he is!

Remember Dennis, it is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it.

His latest is to opine that President Obama, not normally a personage I would or could defend, has committed an impeachable offense by joining a coalition of nations in establishing the "no fly" zone over Libya. But he further opines that it probably isn't a good idea to charge the president. Dennis - what planet do you visit from time to time? Have you never heard of the War Powers Act? President Obama has 90 days to do what is efficacious to keep that other nutjob Qaddafi, too busy to promote terrorism in the Western world or go chasing after weapons of mass destruction! For once our president has displayed a modicum of testosterone and you're encouraging him to act like Prissy the house servant in "Gone with the Wind"?

STRAW POLLS AND WHY THEY ARE MEANINGLESS

Once again another straw poll has shown that Republican voters are willing to consider Mitt Romney as a presidential candidate in 2012, side-by-side with Huckabee and the luminescent Sarah Palin!

Shall we get real folks? Mitt Romney is a non-starter in the eyes of anyone who has ever seriously read a newspaper, even one as feckless and unreliable as the New York "Slimes". This is the man who was governor of Massachusetts and signed into law the precurser to Obamacare for goodness sakes. This is also the candidate Zippy Obama would most like to run against! Romney has the personality of a dead carp! Mike Huckabee is probably a perfectly nice man but he doesn't exude the mental capacity and agility to mount a successful campaign against the well-funded Obama machine. Sarah Palin is likely the only one of those three so-called "front runners" who has a chance in hell and then only if she has a really good running mate. Herman Cain and Col. Allen West both come to mind!

As the Middle East continues to implode it becomes more and more important that we find a cure for our national ailment - Barack Hussein Obama, his hypocritical spouse, and his dumber-than-dirt Vice President, along with the entire Cabinet, particularly Eric Holder - probably the absolute WORST Attorney General in U.S. history!

The President tells Eric Holder that he doesn't need to defend a law passed by both houses of the U.S. Congress? What kind of shit is that!

ROSARY JOE BIDEN IS AT IT AGAIN!

Has there ever been a more embarrassing Vice President of the United States? The answer is yes - Albert Gore, Jr. was more embarrassing but Bill Clinton's antics tended to overshadow the lunacy being spouted by Tipper's soon-to-be-ex-spouse!

Now that V.P. Biden is pushing high speed rail transportation for the nation, to the tune of $58 billion (apparently the message of November 2010 hasn't penetrated yet - STOP THE FREAKING SPENDING) he has finally seemed to find his agenda. Too bad it took him so long to come up with such a clunker!

As someone who is potentially dependent on rail transit to go to and from work daily, let me be clear about this Mr. Vice President - HELL TO THE NO!

The rail transit is dependent on sharing the tracks into D.C. and home again with CSX who are also responsible for maintaining those tracks. I rest my case against CSX with one sentence - two derailments in a period of 6 months! All rail traffic halted for 3 days.

When they aren't derailing their silly selves, they are interfering in myriad ways with the on time performance of VRE (who aren't innocent bystanders by any means since maintaining the equipment is their responsibility and they do a piss poor job of it) with signal problems and the like. Then there's Keolis who are the new operators of the VRE system. They are new to the franchise and seem to be trying their best, but the elderly equipment and infrastructure is limiting their ability to promise and deliver on time performance.

The net result of all of this is that I make a 51 mile drive every morning and every evening to insure that I get to work on time. I leave my home at 6:55 a.m. and generally return home about 7:30 p.m.

So no, Mr. Vice President. You've coughed up a dumb idea in the extreme. And with only 2 years left to inflict stuff on us, you and your #1 - The Lightbringer - need to stand down, shut up and quit tinkering!

ADVICE TO LIBERALS

Take a deep, cleansing breath!

Y'all have been so frantic in trying to assign blame for the shootings in Tucson that you've begun to turn yourselves into figures of cynical amusement. No, you moronic twits - blame doesn't need to be "assigned" to anyone on the left or the right. The blame should be placed squarely where it belongs - on the shooter himself and the paranoid schizophrenia that apparently afflicts his sorry ass.

Bill O'Reilly didn't trigger this outrage. Neither did Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Sean Hannity or Glenn Beck. Rush Limbaugh is totally blameless. The shooter was apolitical! I realize you find that hard to believe since you're all so humorlessly consumed with the liberal meme, but there are millions upon millions of people out there in the country who don't give a rat's eardrum about your causes or the right's causes. And they find the entire hatefest in which you are engaging to be completely offensive! They blame you for the tone that has been taken and the atmosphere of rancor that seemingly abounds.

So take a deep, cleansing breath, get back on your meds and zip your lips until you can offer FACT-based commentary. This would be particularly helpful to some of the talking heads at MSNBC. Y'all are just demented, don't you know?! And I call you politicians because there is nothing remotely journalistic about your behavior or your words.

JEALOUS MUCH?

There's a new word for opportunistic morons in the dictionary. It's called a "dupnik" and it came into common use on Saturday last.

I suppose it's understandable that Sheriff Dupnik would see this as his chance to make himself as famous as Sheriff Joe Arpaio. But Sheriff Arpaio is famous for being a tough, uncompromising no-nonsense kind of guy while Dupnik is becoming famous for being a rush-to-judgment, no need of facts or evidence, self-serving kind of political hack whose only goal is self-aggrandizement. It's no accident that Rush Limbaugh routinely calls him Sheriff Dipstick! In my circle of friends, we aren't so nice. We call him Sheriff Dumbshit.

Shame on you, Sheriff Dupnik. You are a sour little bitter man. And while we're on the subject, it is not your job to decide which laws you want to enforce. It is your job to enforce the laws passed by the legislature of Arizona, whether you agree or not. You also have the right and privilege to campaign against laws you find difficult by giving well-thought-out reasoning to support your beliefs. But you haven't got the right to be so irresponsible as to just throw your own prejudiced viewpoint around willy-nilly when you're speaking from your bully pulpit as Sheriff of Pima County.

UPDATE: On second (and third) thought - maybe the Sheriff is trying obfuscate the dialogue because he has reason to know full well that his department dropped the ball with regard to that nutjob shooter!

WAS THE NEW YORK BLIZZARD SNAFU DELIBERATE?

According to this article in the New York Post, the debacle that was the weekend New York area snow non-removal was the fault of unions "wanting to teach a lesson" to Mayor Michael "Nanny" Bloomberg for budget cuts, demotions and cutting of non-productive city employees and this entire action was actually ordered by union bosses. If this story is true, then these so-called "public servants" should be prosecuted for malfeasance. In the meantime, in order to prevent further nonsense of this sort, why doesn't the City of New York hire private companies to do the jobs formerly done (mostly well but sometimes poorly) by the public employees and remove their need and ability to screw up the citizens who pay their salaries. Outgoing governor of New York State, David Patterson, is calling for a criminal investigation into the allegations according to this article.

SAY NO TO SAME OLD/SAME OLD!

The Republican establishment hasn't yet gotten the message. They are now enchanted by Mike Pence, an obscure Congress critter, and are considering building him up as a presidential contender in 2012! What part of the Tea Party do these idiots not understand? We aren't the slightest bit interested in business as usual! Not now, not ever again!

The current so-called leadership of the Republican Party has devolved into fossilized, brain dead robots, marching blindly ahead with no thoughts, no moral compass and no hope of ever being relevant! Banish them NOW, please.

HELLO TO ALL YOU DRINKERS OF AL GORE'S KOOL AID

This is directed to all the smug, self-righteous morons who actually believed that claptrap Al Gore was selling about climate change and manmade global warming! Apparently, although we cannot prevent hurricanes and tornadoes and really bad thunderstorms, we humans are powerful enough to incinerate our own planet. What horse feathers!

I'm sure there was a lot of weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth when Japan's kokanee salmon appeared to have disappeared in the 1940s. But lo and behold, it's been found again!

TOKYO – A Japanese salmon species thought to be extinct for 70 years is alive and well in a lake near Mount Fuji, a science professor said Wednesday.

The black kokanee, or "kunimasu" in Japanese, was thought to have died out in 1940, when a hydroelectric project made its native lake in northern Akita Prefecture more acidic.

Before then, 100,000 eggs were reportedly transported to Lake Saiko but the species was still thought to have died off.

So instead of scurrying around, making asses of yourselves with your Chicken Little imitations, you might want to take a good look at the horrendously incompetent demigod you've elected to lead this nation and start to have some serious second thoughts about Herr Obama! He is a DISASTER folks!

ISN'T THAT JUST LIKE A DEM!

A newly-elected Florida congresswoman, a Democrat, wants the soon-to-be Speaker of the House to change the rules governing the wearing of hats - for her benefit!

Isn't that just like a Dem - wanting the rules to apply to everyone but herself!

Like other freshman lawmakers, newly elected Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson ran for Congress on a vow to change Washington. But her first order of business has nothing to do with health care, education or the usual mix of issues that come up in the early days of a new Congress.

Instead, Wilson's first goal is to overturn a rule that blocks her from wearing a hat on the House floor. The freshman Democrat is pressing incoming House Speaker John Boehner to overturn the rule, which dates back to the 1800s, or at least to make an exception for her. But it's unclear whether Boehner -- who, in any event, will likely have plenty of priorities ahead of a rule-change request from a member of the opposition party -- could do anything, shy of a full floor vote, to overturn the House's hat ban.

Madam Congress Critter - you do what you want when you aren't on the people's dime; you were elected to Congress to govern, not subject us to a fashion show!

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE

Idiot that slips through the cracks, that is!

Here's evidence of one:

Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.), who will have far-ranging subpoena power in the new Congress as a result of Tuesday’s election, is going out of his way to dispel perceptions that he’s a partisan bombthrower who plans to use his newfound authority to paralyze President Barack Obama’s administration.

“I want to prove the pundits wrong. My job is not to bring down the president. My job is to make the president a success,” Issa said on a midnight conference call with reporters, just after House Minority Leader John Boehner’s victory speech.

Rep. Issa - you may need to have your job responsibilities explained to you again! Your job is to represent your constituents in California! Perhaps John Boehner can explain that to you when he slaps you upside the head.

Moron.

SPEAKING OF IDIOTS . . .!

Teresa Heinz Kerry's poodle, Sen. John F. Kerry (D-Gigolo) has this to say:

By Glen Johnson, AP Political Writer | October 28, 2010

BOSTON --Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry unleashed a broadside Thursday against Republican "obstructionism," saying the GOP and its talk-show allies have created a "period of know-nothingism" in the country.

With his party braced for defeats in the midterm elections, the 2004 Democratic presidential nominee told the Greater Boston Chamber of Commerce that a Republican machine -- fueled by talk show hosts such as Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck -- has undermined progress and misled the public into believing Democrats created the country's current economic problems.

Kerry singled out attacks on an energy deal he was negotiating with Republicans, which fell apart amid criticism of an emissions-trading program. Some 20 Senate candidates are now opposing the proposed deal in their campaigns.

"It's absurd. We've lost our minds," said a clearly exasperated Kerry. "We're in a period of know-nothingism in the country, where truth and science and facts don't weigh in. It's all short-order, lowest common denominator, cheap-seat politics."

To underscore his claim, he said statistics show Republicans had blocked Senate business with filibuster tactics more during the past 18 months than the period between the end of World War I and the Apollo moon landing in 1969.

"The obstructionism is stunning," Kerry said, noting the country still lacks an assistant treasury secretary. "I think America really needs to know more of this kind of tactic and how it's shortchanging us."

If you and your moronic cohorts hadn't spent the past 18 months attempting to subvert the U.S. Constitution and ram unwanted, unnecessary and ultimately destructive legislation down our throats, you Dems wouldn't be in this pickle (pardon the pun).

"We the People" showed YOU, Senator, what we thought of you when you ran for president. And lost. Because we rejected your arrogant elitism and your fraudulent claims to some exceptionalism that you don't possess. We rejected your lies about our soldiers in Vietnam, we rejected your "Don't you know who I am?" condescension and your feckless, leftwing pandering. So here's a word of advice, Senator. Shut the hell up! You will be nothing more than a pimple on the ass of our nation's history when you have moved on to your dirt nap and nothing you can say or do will change that eventuality.

SENATOR JOHN CORNYN -
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR BUTT!

In an effort to be even-handed in my scorn for the "traditionalists" on both sides of the aisle, I have a question for Senator John Cornyn who is in charge of parceling out the funding for various Republican candidates nationwide - what in the hell is wrong with you?

In the first damned place, Christine O'Donnell had to overcome the obstacles placed in her path by the national Republican Party when she was running for the nomination - because THEY (in their infinite stupidity) preferred her Republican opponent. Since when does this crap make any sense you dessicated morons? When I was growing up, back at the same time that you were probably still soiling your diapers, the rule of thumb was that the Party did not, under any circumstances, take sides in a primary election. But son of a gun, you idiots decided to do so! And it didn't work. So now you have Christine O'Donnell as your candidate and you've decided to take your marbles (money) and go home! NOT acceptable. You wonder why the Party is in trouble? Your boneheaded and obstinate refusal to recognize that "We the People" may know better than you entrenched mossy-brained lamebrains what this country needs!

In the second place, Christine O'Donnell's opponent is a perfectly appalling creature and a sitting duck if only Ms. O'Donnell had the support and money to take her down the home stretch to defeating him. As it is, Delaware will replace the horrendous Rosary Joe Biden with another seat-filler extraordinaire and we will be yet another vote short of a majority!

You bunch of troglodytes need to sit up, take notice and stop behaving this way! Michael Steele if you cannot move these stonehengelike idiots forward into the 21st century, then maybe YOU need to go also! And I had such high hopes for you too.

NOVEMBER 2 - THE RUMOR MILL IS IN HIGH GEAR

There are a couple of narratives making the rounds these days (1) the Dems aren't worried about 11/2 because they plan to have The Boy King declare martial law and thus the expected deluge of Republican officeholders won't have a chance to happen; (2) the Dems aren't worried because they're in denial; (3) no matter what happens on November 2, the Dems have some nasty surprises for us during the lame duck session leading up to January 1 when the new (more intelligent, more conservative) Congress takes office.

Let's discuss these various potential scenarios one by one:

(1) Not even The Boy King would be so insane as to declare martial law, thus preventing the election on 11/2. The nation wouldn't stand for it and the Armed Forces would, justifiably, refuse to obey the orders! We have to have some faith in our fellow citizens folks, particularly we must depend on those of us who are steadfast, as well as willing and able to defend our Republic, our persons and our property.

(2) The Dems could be in denial. They've never struck me as being wrapped all that tightly, what with their BDS and PDS afflictions. They've never taken the Tea Party seriously and that could well be their biggest mistake!

(3) I don't think the weak willed, spineless dorks in the Republican Party who are currently members of Congress would be so foolish as to allow the nonsense that may be planned to take place. Even the soggy white bread, cucumber, mayo sandwich crowd can stave off the idiocy for 9 weeks or less! If they seem to be flagging in their efforts, we can remind them of their duty at the top of our lungs. Even the most idiotic Republican will hear better than any idiotic Dems in Congreses. And remember, there are some Republicans with cojones who can be counted upon to organize the nonsense-stopping activities! Thank goodness for Reps. Cantor, Boehner, Rob Wittman and others of their ilk!

NANCY PELOSI - IT MUST SUCK TO BE YOU!

When you became Speaker of the House of Representatives, you were overcome by an attack of terminal hubris and proclaimed yourself the most powerful woman in the world!

Today, Forbes magazine came out with a list of the 100 most powerful women in the world and the following women are considered to be more powerful than you:

Michelle Obama (I disagree)
Oprah
Lady GaGa
Hillary Clinton

And shortly, you will not longer hold your powerful Speakership because baby, you may be keeping your seat, but you sure as hell will be losing your majority status. And you have no-damn-body to blame but your own, arrogant, incompetent self!

Karma's a bitch, lady!

DEMOCRATS CONTINUE TO BLAME EVERYONE BUT THEMSELVES FOR THEIR PREDICAMENT

On January 21, 2010, the Supreme Court ruled on the Citizens United case by which the Supreme Court affirmed that the First Amendment was violated by election laws interdicting campaign advertising by corporations in most instances. However, the advertising floodgates have not opened so much as the American people have seen - and quite clearly - the debacle being foisted upon us by the free-spending pinheads of the Democratic-controlled Congress.

Most of the advertising that irks Democrats was legal before Citizens United, and the plausible prospect of taking over one or both houses of Congress has energized Republicans, while Democrats are dispirited by the unpopularity of their party's policies.

Let's face it - it sucks to be a Democrat right now. For two years your party has had control of both houses of Congress AND the Presidency and while you've managed to ram through a lot of legislation, most of what you've done has been against the wishes of your employers - the American electorate.

You only have yourselves to blame for your potentially poor showing in the only Poll that counts - the one that will take place in November! Throw the bums out is the rallying cry of most Americans, Tea Party adherents or not.

And blaming George W. Bush for your predicament is the default position of whiney babies! You did your own silly selves in!

BOOKWORM ROOM MUST READ TODAY

Go to Bookworm Room and read the brilliantly written examination of why nouveau riche politicians are so anxious to prevent all the rest of us from achieving their level of success.

DEFEATED CANDIDATES AND THEIR TANTRUMS

Enough already with the infantile behavior. Lisa Murkowski - you didn't really earn the seat in the first damned place so don't piss and moan because people are fed up with your poor performance in it. Joe Miller won, fair and square, and your tantrum is unbecoming a public servant and a member of the Republican Party. Same goes for Castle in Delaware.

Both of you idiots need to don your adult Depends and endorse the candidate that defeated you. It's "We the People" not "Me the Incumbent" that is in charge!