DANCING WITH THE STARS - WEEK ONE

Pamela Anderson, who didn't belong on the program in the first doggone place, was justifiably sent home after her first so-called dance.

Wendy Williams is predicting that Bristol Palin will be sent home next, which I do not believe and which I will do everything in my "voting" power to prevent. And she predicted today that Drew Lachay would be next. And that would be fine with me if HE is next.

The level of dancing is exceptional and this is a season worth watching.

Questions to Pamela Anderson:
1. If you have or had such a busy travel schedule, why did you commit to this show in the first damned place?

2. Why, considering the outrageously talented hair and makeup people on the show, did your hair look like small animals were living in it? You're 45 damned years old woman, quit trying to look 25. It isn't working and you'd have looked better if you had sported a more updated and modern look.

THE NEVERENDING CAMPAIGN

The Won is busily conducting his seemingly endless reelection campaign. Now he has time to appear tomorrow with his "beard" Michelle on "The View" but doesn't have time for meetings with officials of the U.N. Ostensibly he is in town to speak at the U.N. but why do the job you were elected to do when it's so much more important to keep your fat-assed wife in luxury overseas vacations!

Pissant!

ONCE AGAIN - HIS MAJESTY IS LYING TO THE NATION

At the time of the shameful attacks on our consulate in Benghazi, Libya, Mitt Romney was criticized for "shooting from the hip" when he blamed the attack on terrorism - coming as it did on 9/11! Turns out he was absolutely right.

Evidence in the pictures taken of the event itself shows the American flag being burned, yes, but also the Al Qaeda symbols being raised. And our Ambassador did not die of smoke inhalation, but rather was savagely beaten and sodomized. And, by the way, Libyan authorities warned us THREE days before that something was likely to happen in that place and on that date.

In his desperation to hang onto his cushy and free digs at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, this current occupant of the White House has lied, spun and generally made it a policy to bamboozle the American people and endanger our safety, with the willing complicity of the "elite media" who continue to push the false narrative that some doofus filmmaker is responsible for the violence. Too bad for them, the "new media" is alive and well and not yet under his control

WE MUST work to ensure that he is no re-elected. Nothing less than our national sovereignty and security is at stake!

MOTHER JONES AND OTHER LIBERAL JACKWAGONS

Now, thanks again to Breibart's Big Journalism site, Mother Jones has admitted that the video of Mitt Romney was incomplete and heavily edited! And of course, the complacent, Kool Aid media is all over it (not).

By Joel B. Pollak

Mother Jones, the left-wing magazine that released a controversial video of Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's remarks to a fundraiser in May, now admits that it has no full tape of what Romney said, and that its video is missing "one to two minutes" at the most important moment.

The Legal Insurrection blog's William Jacobson and The Blaze both raised questions on Tuesday about whether Mother Jones had, as promised, revealed the full video, given an apparent jump cut in the critical section of Romney's remarks.

Also, today on The View, Barbara Walters erroneously stated the reason that the Catholic priesthood is celibate and it has nothing whatsoever to do with Jesus' marital status. It has to do with the Black Plague and the fact that married priests would not go out on sick calls to give the Last Rites for fear of bringing it home to their families. Don't run your ignorant mouth if you don't know what you're talking about Baba Wawa!

HAPPY SUNDAY

SEEN IN LORAIN COUNTY, OHIO

Do you see the American flag anywhere on tht bus?

THE RAPIST IN CHIEF SPOKE LAST NIGHT!

And if it is true that a person's inner self is reflected in his outer visage, that man's been rode hard and put up wet! What a dissipated face he has developed. Not that he was ever that good looking in my view. My idea of good looking is a Tom Selleck or even a Clint Eastwood. Intelligence in a man's face is soooo attractive and while Clinton supposedly has a high IQ - I have never seen much evidence of it. Manipulative narcissism absolutely and a venal but manipulative spouse, undoubtedly. But true brilliance, which includes morals and ethics, not so much!

So, did we all watch Clinton’s speech last night? The only president ever impeached for lying under oath told more lies in one hour than most people tell in their entire lifetimes. Luckily, millions more people watched the football game than him. One of the rapist-in-chief’s biggest whoppers was that Obama had NOT gutted the welfare to work requirement that Clinton himself had signed into law. However, a few hours before his speech, the General Accounting Office had announced that Obama HAD gutted the welfare to work requirement and his action was illegal without Congressional approval. I guess no one bothered to tell Clinton about that decision.

H/T My brilliant cousin Scott!

SO MUCH FOR FAIR AND BALANCED!

Last week I had to search to find any coverage of the Republican Convention. This week, I cannot AVOID the Democratic Convention. Do these media morons actually think we won't notice?

And the fawning over Michelle Obama is making my teeth hurt! The woman is freaking UGLY and no amount of hair and makeup can disguise that failed pugilist face and that completely awkward body! I am so sick of hearing how beautiful she is. As I am sick of hearing Mrs. Joe Biden referred to as "Doctor" Jill Biden. Granted, she does have a Ph.D. but the implication always is that she has an M.D. rather than a doctorate in Education!

NATIONAL EMPTY CHAIR DAY!

Today!

As urged on Lucianne.com, go put an empty chair on your porch, your lawn (it's raining here so maybe not on the lawn).

RNC CONVENTION - MITT ROMNEY EDITION

Watched the speeches last night. Thought Clint Eastwood should not have ad-libbed. At his age, ad libs aren't a great idea! But I loved his line about the politicians being OUR employees! And the subtle imagery of him talking to an empty chair was outstanding.

The other speakers were excellent, particularly Marco Rubio. He is impressive and looks about 12 years old, a genetic gift that will serve him well as he ages!

I was both surprised and pleased by Romney's acceptance speech. He was likable, thorough and passionate (in his own laid-back way) and I found the humor in his facial expression when he announced that The Won had promised to slow the rise of the oceans and heal the planet absolutely hilarious. His follow-up that he and Paul Ryan would worry about our families was priceless.

All things considered, I was pleasantly surprised by Mr. Romney last night. He needs to work on not doing that "Ed Sullivan" thingie with his shoulders but other than that, he was quite good. Naturally the leftwing media is finding all manner of fault with his performance but screw 'em - they're already in the tank for the incumbent idiot (which makes them what?). I trust my own eyes, my own ears and my own perceptions far more than I do those of Chris Matthews and his tingly leg!

RNC CONVENTION

I am totally and madly in love with the Governor of New Mexico, Susana Martinez. She's smart, well-spoken, passionate and supremely logical. She has come from a completely ordinary background that is, nonetheless extraordinary. She is a fine example of the American dream realized.

Paul Ryan was impressive and if he just continues to do what he did last night, that fraudulent dork in the White House is toast! No matter how many lies he tells and how many credulous people believe those lies, enough people will see the Obama campaign's falsehoods for what they are and will vote for Mitt Romney in retaliation. The illegal alien ran a smart campaign last time, filled with smoke and mirrors to be sure but it was still a brilliantly run campaign. Because his 4 year record is dismal, he has nothing upon which to run. Ergo the negative and salacious ads accusing Mitt Romney of heinous behavior that just didn't happen!

Rock on Republicans. Who cares if Romney has elevator music in his iPod!

HELLO AGAIN!

Yes, indeed, I have been having an actual life. Impossible as it might seem to me, I turned 70 a month or more ago, among other things. Also, my dear Linda has been continuing to suffer horrendous physical challenges and is, in fact, facing another surgery today at 11:30 a.m. Please pray for her. This insanity has been going on since March and she is thin and fragile and thoroughly frustrated and I don't blame her. In the meantime, I've been observing the insanity called the political process and I have a few thoughts on the subject. First of all, Mitt Romney is not now nor has he ever been my first choice of candidate. That being said, what choice do we have? Another four years of that cretinous yahoo in the White House will go a long way toward destroying this country. And if that doesn't happen, his vice president will surely continue down the path of embarrassing this entire nation with his endless gaffes. Dan Quayle didn't make nearly as many verbal goofs and he was soundly ridiculed by every liberal in the nation. By comparison to Biden, he was a model of verbal genius! As a senior citizen, I seriously resent the continuing talk of Social Security and Medicare as an "entitlement". Have any of you looked at your pay stub lately (if indeed you are among the fortunate ones who still get such a thing)? Medicare money is deducted from each of our checks on a regular basis and both you and your employer are paying into Social Security regularly. So the Congress and the president need to stop acting like the monies reserved for the welfare and health care of seniors is a lottery they have just won and can fritter away at will! That's OUR MONEY and should be left alone - entirely - and carefully tended. The last thing any of you want is a bunch of ticked off seniors going to the ballot box. We have the TIME to vote and the will to do so. The advertising is the most disgusting from the Dems but I am really enjoying some of the hard hitting and on point ads being run by the RNC. I may feel disposed to send them a sheckel or two as a sign of gratitude for being ballsy enough not to try to curry favor with the liberal dimwits!

MY CURRENT RANTS

Have you noticed lately that there are a large number of women in the 20-40 year age bracket who are all talking in a breathy, little girl voice? Why don't they want to grow up? Is adult responsibility too much for them to face? I'm really tired of dealing with other women who sound like Minnie Mouse! Or a very bad imitation of Jackie Onassis. Those voices are annoying and if you want to advance in your profession or be taken seriously in any way, get thee to a speech therapist and learn to talk like an adult female. The same can and should be said for those who employ the beautiful and rich English language in a disrespectful and ungrammatical manner. This can be noticed most clearly in the states of Maryland and the District of Columbia where the English language is routinely murdered in the mouths of some of those locale's citizenry. I have also noticed a plethora of females who are dressing in a manner more suitable to their 12-year-old daughters, most of whom are dressing like hookers! Here's the deal. Growing up has a lot going for it and once you have children who have mastered the art of using a flush toilet, you should start dressing like a grown-up woman. And if you weren't so busy being a "pal" to your daughters, you might have the energy to actually be a PARENT, and make sure your daughters understand the harm they are doing themselves by indulging in the too-much-too-soon mode of late childhood. I blame the overly hyped "reality" stars - particularly the Kardashians who only weigh about 90 pounds soaking wet when they get up in the morning. Once they've applied their eye makeup and shoveled enough goo onto their faces to lubricate an entire car's chassis, they've gained 20 pounds, I suspect! I like to watch "The Five" on Fox News Channel. Friday afternoon they were discussing the testimony of John Edwards' good friend who not only took campaign monies to cover up Edwards' out-of-wedlock shenanigans, but also used some of it for himself. They commented that it was a two-for-one-pond-scum affair! Well done. And as far that toddler who burst into tears when a young couple caught a foul ball and didn't give it to him - welcome to reality, kid. Life isn't always going to hand you what you want and if you want to have a happy and successful life, you'll learn now to deal with it!

ARROGANCE BEYOND BELIEF!

First the administration goes to war with the Christian/Catholic community over Obamacare, thus violating the religious freedoms guaranteed by the Bill of Rights and now he has the effrontery to violate yet another Constitutional provision - the separation of powers.

He has not the right nor the permission of our Constitution to "threaten" the Supreme Court (a separate and co-equal branch of our government)! What kind of pinhead would even consider doing that? Apparently, there is nothing Barack Hussein Obama is loathe to dare! What's next you moron, abolishing Congress? If you want to start a major insurrection amongst the voters, just keep on doing what you are doing. You'll end up with 2 or 3% of the votes in November and the GOP nominee will win by a landslide such as we've never seen.

The thing of it is, this so-called professor of Constitutional law is a freaking moron! He doesn't know our Constitution even a little bit or he wouldn't keep displaying this boneheaded behavior.

Wise up, you worthless piece of crap. We need to put up with you until 1/20/13 but not one second longer, of that I am sure.

And don't blame the GOP for your forthcoming loss - you are doing it all by yourself!

CHECKING OUT CARBONITE

Saw a bunch of ads for Carbonite over the weekend. It occurred to me that someone who supports Barack Hussein Obama so avidly and has the Kool Aid mentality that led to the withdrawal of advertising from the Rush Limbaugh show over the Sandra Fluke nonsense (which has caused the Corporation's stock prices to plummet incidentally) probably is not someone to whom you want to entrust the entire contents of your computer's hard drive for safety!

Just saying.

I mean, isn't it bad enough that the Obama campaign HQ in Chicago has a boatload of people compiling information from everyone's Facebook accounts to use for their own purposes? Do we need to give them everything on a silver platter?

This may be the most corrupt, unconstitutional, inept and dangerous administration in the history of this nation. His tenure in office must be terminated as of 1/20/13 for our country's survival!

DICK CHENEY HEART SURGERY

The heart transplant done on Vice President Dick Cheney is being dubbed "controversial" by some - probably leftwing - "haters" while I applaud the procedure because the man is a national treasure whose life is valuable to this nation.

I'm totally sure that poison tongued Joy Behar will have something wholly inappropriate to utter on the subject, not to mention the pinheads on The Talk.

Let's face it, under Obamacare Cheney probably wouldn't be given this life-lengthening surgery but I don't give a rat's eardrum. Bravo, Vice President Cheney. Live long and prosper for the benefit of your grandchildren who will have the joy of knowing a wise, intelligent and very extraordinary human being!

THE TRAYVON MARTIN SITUATION

Now that a month has passed and in the fullness of time some actual details are becoming evident, the so-called "open-and-shut" case of a teenager being killed in Florida takes on a slightly less definitive air.

At first it was all "teenager with angel face, in hoodie, in white neighborhood - profiling - boo hoo" coming from the media.

Now it is beginning to emerge that apparently, the Neighborhood Watch captain, Zimmerman, may have been beaten by the teen - which opens up a whole different set of situations that the left-wing will happily ignore as long as they can! Already Jesse Jackson (the biggest racist in this country after our president - think about his hatred of whites, except when he can extract money from them when he has a temporary affection flickering in that coal scuttle of a heart of his. Al Sharpton has had his inciting ass down there. Oh woe is me has been emanating predictably from the mouths of the likes of Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg and the ignorant and uninformed ladies on The Talk.

I also notice that the song that has gone viral on YouTube calling for the murder of Rush Limbaugh has completely escaped their attention!

When, oh when, are these pinhead left wingers going to start waiting to rush to judgment before running their flapping jaws? Perhaps never unless we make it clear that it doesn't work anymore and never will again!

I DON'T LIKE BEING PROPHETIC

However, I have been saying for many months that whether or not he loses the election, BHO intends to continue his occupation (legal or not) of the White House. If (horror of horrors) he wins the election, then no big deal. Should he lose, we may see the proverbial merde hit the fan!

Friday afternoon, an update to an existing security order was released which in and of itself is no big deal. But it clearly was released at a time when it was expected to pass unnoticed and in a manner that can only be described as stealthy. However, our erstwhile president can no longer count on the mainstream media being totally asleep!

My concern is that between the new Stellar Wave installation in Utah and Mr. Obama's ability to declare martial law, we could be heading for a very rocky set of circumstances. My advice? Be prepared, see to your own security and while I don't advocate holding your breath (unless you look really good in blue), certainly we need to keep this creature of the Left under close observation.

I wonder (just wondering folks) if the Occupy Movement isn't a stealth preparation for something more heinous and dangerous?

Just wondering.

TREASURE TROVE OF INFO FROM OBL
STRONGHOLD IN PAKISTAN!

Among the documents recovered when we finally took out that demented s.o.b. Bin Laden including orders he sent to his minions to assassinate President Obama and General David Petraeus. The reasoning behind his order? Joe Biden would take office in Obama's stead and that would be good for Al Qaeda since Biden is unprepared for the office. Huh? Is he any more unprepared than Obama?

I do not like, trust or have any respect for Barack Hussein Obama. But dammitall, he is MY president (legitimately in office or not) and nobody is permitted to kill the man. Period. Anyone who thinks that is a solution to anything is deluded. Let's elect a replacement and then investigate the man's antecedents, conduct in office and various acts and, if warranted, prosecute him as a traitor, an imposter or whatever else we deem appropriate. But assassination is a definite "absolutely not"!

ANN COULTER vs. THAT FLUKE BROAD

I'm a woman - I can call that self-entitled idiotic female whatever I want to call her. What she has done is insert herself into the debate that is and should be centered on FREEDOM OF RELIGION you ignorant crone! Ann Coulter says it best in her column today and I highly recommend it.

When will the Dems cease to try to deflect the essential argument into something so idiotic and so filled with assumptions (without a shred of proof) that it boggles the mind!?

Sandra Fluke is in law school. If she's actually studying when would she have time for $3,000 worth of shagging during a three-year period? And if she is larking about so much, how good a student can she be?

Having reviewed her testimony, my sense is that the woman isn't very bright and is hoping for the government job that will at least make whoever paid for her education minimally proud!