DANCING WITH THE STARS - WEEK ONE

Pamela Anderson, who didn't belong on the program in the first doggone place, was justifiably sent home after her first so-called dance.

Wendy Williams is predicting that Bristol Palin will be sent home next, which I do not believe and which I will do everything in my "voting" power to prevent. And she predicted today that Drew Lachay would be next. And that would be fine with me if HE is next.

The level of dancing is exceptional and this is a season worth watching.

Questions to Pamela Anderson:
1. If you have or had such a busy travel schedule, why did you commit to this show in the first damned place?

2. Why, considering the outrageously talented hair and makeup people on the show, did your hair look like small animals were living in it? You're 45 damned years old woman, quit trying to look 25. It isn't working and you'd have looked better if you had sported a more updated and modern look.

THE NEVERENDING CAMPAIGN

The Won is busily conducting his seemingly endless reelection campaign. Now he has time to appear tomorrow with his "beard" Michelle on "The View" but doesn't have time for meetings with officials of the U.N. Ostensibly he is in town to speak at the U.N. but why do the job you were elected to do when it's so much more important to keep your fat-assed wife in luxury overseas vacations!

Pissant!

ONCE AGAIN - HIS MAJESTY IS LYING TO THE NATION

At the time of the shameful attacks on our consulate in Benghazi, Libya, Mitt Romney was criticized for "shooting from the hip" when he blamed the attack on terrorism - coming as it did on 9/11! Turns out he was absolutely right.

Evidence in the pictures taken of the event itself shows the American flag being burned, yes, but also the Al Qaeda symbols being raised. And our Ambassador did not die of smoke inhalation, but rather was savagely beaten and sodomized. And, by the way, Libyan authorities warned us THREE days before that something was likely to happen in that place and on that date.

In his desperation to hang onto his cushy and free digs at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, this current occupant of the White House has lied, spun and generally made it a policy to bamboozle the American people and endanger our safety, with the willing complicity of the "elite media" who continue to push the false narrative that some doofus filmmaker is responsible for the violence. Too bad for them, the "new media" is alive and well and not yet under his control

WE MUST work to ensure that he is no re-elected. Nothing less than our national sovereignty and security is at stake!

MOTHER JONES AND OTHER LIBERAL JACKWAGONS

Now, thanks again to Breibart's Big Journalism site, Mother Jones has admitted that the video of Mitt Romney was incomplete and heavily edited! And of course, the complacent, Kool Aid media is all over it (not).

By Joel B. Pollak

Mother Jones, the left-wing magazine that released a controversial video of Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's remarks to a fundraiser in May, now admits that it has no full tape of what Romney said, and that its video is missing "one to two minutes" at the most important moment.

The Legal Insurrection blog's William Jacobson and The Blaze both raised questions on Tuesday about whether Mother Jones had, as promised, revealed the full video, given an apparent jump cut in the critical section of Romney's remarks.

Also, today on The View, Barbara Walters erroneously stated the reason that the Catholic priesthood is celibate and it has nothing whatsoever to do with Jesus' marital status. It has to do with the Black Plague and the fact that married priests would not go out on sick calls to give the Last Rites for fear of bringing it home to their families. Don't run your ignorant mouth if you don't know what you're talking about Baba Wawa!

HAPPY SUNDAY

SEEN IN LORAIN COUNTY, OHIO

Do you see the American flag anywhere on tht bus?

THE RAPIST IN CHIEF SPOKE LAST NIGHT!

And if it is true that a person's inner self is reflected in his outer visage, that man's been rode hard and put up wet! What a dissipated face he has developed. Not that he was ever that good looking in my view. My idea of good looking is a Tom Selleck or even a Clint Eastwood. Intelligence in a man's face is soooo attractive and while Clinton supposedly has a high IQ - I have never seen much evidence of it. Manipulative narcissism absolutely and a venal but manipulative spouse, undoubtedly. But true brilliance, which includes morals and ethics, not so much!

So, did we all watch Clinton’s speech last night? The only president ever impeached for lying under oath told more lies in one hour than most people tell in their entire lifetimes. Luckily, millions more people watched the football game than him. One of the rapist-in-chief’s biggest whoppers was that Obama had NOT gutted the welfare to work requirement that Clinton himself had signed into law. However, a few hours before his speech, the General Accounting Office had announced that Obama HAD gutted the welfare to work requirement and his action was illegal without Congressional approval. I guess no one bothered to tell Clinton about that decision.

H/T My brilliant cousin Scott!

SO MUCH FOR FAIR AND BALANCED!

Last week I had to search to find any coverage of the Republican Convention. This week, I cannot AVOID the Democratic Convention. Do these media morons actually think we won't notice?

And the fawning over Michelle Obama is making my teeth hurt! The woman is freaking UGLY and no amount of hair and makeup can disguise that failed pugilist face and that completely awkward body! I am so sick of hearing how beautiful she is. As I am sick of hearing Mrs. Joe Biden referred to as "Doctor" Jill Biden. Granted, she does have a Ph.D. but the implication always is that she has an M.D. rather than a doctorate in Education!

NATIONAL EMPTY CHAIR DAY!

Today!

As urged on Lucianne.com, go put an empty chair on your porch, your lawn (it's raining here so maybe not on the lawn).