Razorbacks
As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Razorback Hogs, from Arkansas . I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John Kerry."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir."
h/t the beautiful Jackie Temple
2 comments:
I liked this joke better when it was President Clinton carrying the pigs, saying he got them for Hillary.
Heheheeee! Love it!
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