Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Razorbacks

As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Razorback Hogs, from Arkansas . I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John Kerry."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir."


h/t the beautiful Jackie Temple

2 comments:

joe-6-pack said...

I liked this joke better when it was President Clinton carrying the pigs, saying he got them for Hillary.

benning said...

Heheheeee! Love it!