ADVICE TO LIBERALS

Take a deep, cleansing breath!

Y'all have been so frantic in trying to assign blame for the shootings in Tucson that you've begun to turn yourselves into figures of cynical amusement. No, you moronic twits - blame doesn't need to be "assigned" to anyone on the left or the right. The blame should be placed squarely where it belongs - on the shooter himself and the paranoid schizophrenia that apparently afflicts his sorry ass.

Bill O'Reilly didn't trigger this outrage. Neither did Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Sean Hannity or Glenn Beck. Rush Limbaugh is totally blameless. The shooter was apolitical! I realize you find that hard to believe since you're all so humorlessly consumed with the liberal meme, but there are millions upon millions of people out there in the country who don't give a rat's eardrum about your causes or the right's causes. And they find the entire hatefest in which you are engaging to be completely offensive! They blame you for the tone that has been taken and the atmosphere of rancor that seemingly abounds.

So take a deep, cleansing breath, get back on your meds and zip your lips until you can offer FACT-based commentary. This would be particularly helpful to some of the talking heads at MSNBC. Y'all are just demented, don't you know?! And I call you politicians because there is nothing remotely journalistic about your behavior or your words.