FIRM THAT ACQUIRES "PORK"
RAIDED BY FBI

A firm closely associated with that senile old "porker" Rep. John Murtha was raided by the FBI. We know why the people of his district keep reelecting him - because he quite literally brings home the bacon at the expense of the rest of us.

When asked about this raid, the following:

Asked if Murtha had been contacted by the FBI or if he believed he was the target of an investigation, spokesman Matthew Mazonkey said "no and no," adding, "I'm not going to waste my time with sensationalized journalism."

Of course, if a spokesman for a Republican lawmaker who had been - however remotely - connected to someone whose offices were raided had answered a query in this way, there would have been a variety of shrieking that even a stuck pig could not equal!


So it's sensationalized journalism if the target (however closely or distantly removed) is a Democrat and it's apparently responsible journalism should the equally distant target be a Republican.

Do these cretins ever actually listen to themselves?! Do they even begin to hear their own hypocrisy?

Why am I even asking?