Friday, May 30, 2008


I recently met Bob Dole for the first time. He is a delightful and witty man and I must admit that, as cynical as I usually am about politicians - he dazzled me. Now confirmation of how smart the Senator continues to be, he has sent off this email to Scott McClellan (and I LOVE it):


There are miserable creatures like you in every administration who don't have the guts to speak up or quit if there are disagreements with the boss or colleagues. No, your type soaks up the benefits of power, revels in the limelight for years, then quits, and spurred on by greed, cashes in with a scathing critique.

In my nearly 36 years of public service I've known of a few like you. No doubt you will "clean up" as the liberal anti-Bush press will promote your belated concerns with wild enthusiasm. When the money starts rolling in you should donate it to a worthy cause, something like, "Biting The Hand That Fed Me." Another thought is to weasel your way back into the White House if a Democrat is elected. That would provide a good set up for a second book deal in a few years.

I have no intention of reading your "exposé" because if all these awful things were happening, and perhaps some may have been, you should have spoken up publicly like a man, or quit your cushy, high profile job. That would have taken integrity and courage but then you would have had credibility and your complaints could have been aired objectively. You're a hot ticket now but don't you, deep down, feel like a total ingrate?


Good going Senator Dole. You are an underappreciated treasure these days, aren't you?!

1 comment:

Sissy Willis said...

Totally awesome. Bob Dole is a card. How fun to meet him in person. :-)