THE USURPER'S ACTIVITIES
Let's see, Michelle went to volunteer at a Food Bank. Their food supplies went much further than usual due to a most unusual and puzzling outbreak of nausea among the clients! Because she was feeling discouraged that her Lady Bountiful moment didn't succeed more fully, Michelle then made it a point to insult the wife and children of the Prime Minister of our oldest ally, Great Britain. But marital loyalty protected her (kind of) because her idiot husband (aka The Usurper) proceeded to insult the Prime Minister of England even more dramatically than had his spouse (known to the people of Great Britain, henceforth, as "Lady MacBeth").
All is not lost, however. The Usurper arranged to have a swing set installed on the South Lawn of the White House so that he could watch his children at play! Along with half the Press Corps but what the hey!
Look, you flapeared dimwit, your JOB is to deal with the pressing concerns of this nation, not watch your kids at play. You didn't watch them play for the two years you were feverishly running for the job you now have (regardless of your qualifications) - so hunker down and do a little work and quit flitting all over the place!