Thursday, July 01, 2010

WAS IT EDWARD . . . OR THE VOLTURI

On yesterday's "The View", Whoopie Goldberg had a hard time maintaining when she reported on this little item and I have to say, I agree with her!
FRUITA, Colo. - According to KDVR.com in Colorado, a woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her car into reverse, and crashed into a canal.
Apparently a "crazed sex poodle" was out for a walk, looking for his shakra to be adjusted!

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