WAS IT EDWARD . . . OR THE VOLTURI

On yesterday's "The View", Whoopie Goldberg had a hard time maintaining when she reported on this little item and I have to say, I agree with her!

FRUITA, Colo. - According to KDVR.com in Colorado, a woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her car into reverse, and crashed into a canal.

Apparently a "crazed sex poodle" was out for a walk, looking for his shakra to be adjusted!