THIS IS STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT!
Seriously, have you noticed how many of our Presidents are left-handed? Even the Usurper! What's up with that. I'm left-handed! Should I be President? Naw - I'm too freaking blunt for that. I'm not diplomatic enough. They thought GWB was a cowboy? Hah! I'm like hitting a block wall at 90 miles an hour.
A former (now deceased and it had nothing to do with me) boss once wrote on a letter of recommendation: If you don't want a straight answer, don't ask Gayle the question! I'd have us at war with everyone except Great Britain, Israel, Australia and some former Soviet "republics". Of course, I can deliver full sentences without the aid of a teleprompter. I have small, close set ears. Have we had any redheads in office since Thomas Jefferson? Hmmmm! Naw, I'm too damned old to run.
But I AM left-handed! And I'm told I give great gift! Prime Minister Brown would have gone home with something really, really nice after visiting ME. His wife too. Chintzy I am not.
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According to some brainiac, we left handed types, think out of the Right side of our brains. Being a "lefty" hasn't bothered me, except to cause me to note those who aren't. Totally un-scientific, but an observation nonetheless; Right handed people are more likely to be absent minded, and to now work with a plan. And, some of them defend that with: "Without a Plan, nothing can go wrong."
And yes, I am sure that you could top Prez Hussein in the gift-giving department. What a dipstick! DVD's that wouldn't even play in a British player. Did he get them off the sale rack at Wally World? You'd think that at the least, that he would give them a nice kaffiyeh from his Palestinian friends.
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I'd vote for you!
Okay... I'll forgive you for having anything in common with Il Duce Obama IF you don't jump on the "Lefties are Smarter" holier than though bandwagon so many of them... you know... I hate that! :D
I'm smarter because I was born that way - not because I'm left-handed. Also I have a good memory and I'm OLD so I remember a lot of useless crap!
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