SENATOR BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
Snob Extraordinaire!

Senator Obama is apparently quite disturbed that 300 million Americans – who rarely find any reason to leave this beautiful land of ours – aren’t as fluent as his highfaluting European buddies in multiple languages. Of course, despite politically correct “press 1 for English” nonsense, the language of this nation since it’s founding has been English. And in Europe, particularly since the inception of the EU (a bad idea whose time has come and should be going), it’s actually pretty important to speak multiple languages because people are consistently crossing borders. In addition, why on earth would any sane American want to go visit France, Belgium or any other European nation that makes it a habit to look down their noses at Americans, except at those times when their country has been invaded and they (again) need our help!

Methinks the Senator is an arrogant, boorish snob who ought to be retired to the back benches of political life in perpetuity. It is certainment that he is unqualified, incompetent and utterly unfit to serve as President of the United States of America. In point of fact, based on his track record over the past 3 years, he’s doing a piss poor job as Senator from Illinois!

Furthermore, next time Germany invades any of all y’all – dazzle them with your linguistic skills and your fine cuisine and leave us the hell alone!

NOTE: And just as an aside, any politician who would "pimp out" his 7 and 10 year old daughters for political gain ought to be horsewhipped! There is no way in hell that (a) he didn't know that Access Hollywood was filming the interviews and (b) that he thought (at the time) that there was anything wrong with them being interviewed. As always, when he realizes that he has committed a political faux pas then he's all too eager to find excuses (never reasons) for his idiotically poor judgment!