BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!

The master of his own universe, our esteemed Kenyan wetback in chief, is blathering on about how the Federal government has been directing the cleanup and containment efforts connected to the massive oil spill off the coast of Louisiana - and for the first time actually acknowledged that 11 people died in that explosion.

IF that is true, Mr. President, whyinhell is James Carville, the most divisive, rabid leftwing Democrat I can think of, calling you out in terms unmistakeable, for being largely AWOL throughout this entire process? Why has not one scintilla of information about our Federal government's involvement and direction of BP's cleanup efforts escaped the notoriously loose lips of your administration, why your ratings continued to plunge into the cellar?

Methinks there is a matter of veracity here, Mr. Obama - and the bought-and-paid-for media is not universally carrying your water for you any longer - so the truth MAY well out itself!

FURTHERMORE - why is your freaking vacation more important than honoring the memories of our fallen military on Memorial Day? You are - after all - the damned commander in chief! We have a right to ask you to take a break from your "apologize for America" duties to honor our fallen dead! It's YOUR job, not the job of Plugs Biden.

JESSE JAMES - TOXIC PHONY!

Heavily tattooed motorcycle customizer (or whateverinhell it is he does for a living) is going to be on Dateline tonight making his first TV appearance after the scandal of his multiple affairs with various skanky women while he was still married to the lovely and talented Sandra Bullock! These women all are claiming that they either didn't know he was married (I find that of very questionable veracity) or he had convinced them that he and his wife were no longer together! Talk about willful self-delusion on the part of these heavily tattooed and generally trashy, cheap sluts!

The best thing any of us can do vis-a-vis this utter waste of human skin is to ignore the show and not watch it. But human appetite for scandal being what it is - no doubt we will!

Me? I'll watch the finale of Dancing with the Stars, hoping and expecting my lad Evan Lysacek to take home that tacky, tacky mirror ball trophy and then quickly into bed for a good night's sleep!

WHERE WE STAND AND WHERE WE NEED TO BE

According to Glenn Beck's theatrical hysteria, we're doomed, doomed, do you hear him, doomed as a nation. I don't buy that extreme silliness. Yes, indeed, the election of Barack Hussein Obama and his subsequent administration constitutes a major blip on the radar of our nation, but I have absolute faith in the American people and truly believe that we will self-correct this unfathomable, last gasp swing to the Left. This too, friends, shall pass away and it cannot happen soon enough for me.

November is coming. We must, must, must elect people to office who have the unyielding integrity that has not been seen in many years in Washington, D.C. We must have a Congress that is not in thrall to the labor unions, a Congress that does not approve of a president that bows to foreign despots and who calls the dimbulb on his stupidity.

Meanwhile, while Dick Morris is probably correct and the Sestak job offer is a fully impeachable offense, don't do it, guys. That would leave us with Plugs Biden and the major crap sandwich that he would deliver! More than anything, what we need to accomplish is to raise our voices high enough to drown out the self-indulgent whining of the Left in perpetuity!

MY FINAL THOUGHTS ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

I am completely aware that Democrats are fully in favor of amnesty for those illegals who have insinuated themselves into the fabric of our Republic. The simple fact is, "we the people" don't need or want them here and the only reason the Democrats want them here is for the purpose of gaining Hispanic voters!

For the most part, what do these invaders of our sovereign nation bring to the table? Ignorance and substandard educational backgrounds? Criminal history? Unwillingness or inability to learn our customs and languages sufficient to blend in with our "melting pot" society. Not on your life, dear friends. They wish to recreate their own failed society within our borders on our dime! They want us to learn THEIR language, cater to THEIR societal mores and accept the fact that - even though they began their residence in our nation by breaking Federal laws, we are just supposed to smile and say - "So what!" That is - to put it bluntly - pure bullshit. I am an American; not a hyphenated American, just an American!

If someone breaks into my house, and then demands that I cook for them, provide them with transportation and ample comforts for them AND their extended family, I have every right to have them arrested and jailed for their actions. And incidentally, that is what would happen to us if we invaded Mexican homes or Mexican territory.

Felipe Calderon, that arrogant son-of-a-bitch President of Mexico had the unmitigated gall to stand in front of OUR Congress and lecture our nation on how we are supposed to treat the people who are invading our nation across the border between our two countries. And our so-called president - the moronic dimwit who bows and scrapes for every tinpot dictator worldwide but has no respect for our history, our laws and our Constitution - stood there and listened to him do it, while giving every appearance of agreeing with him!

Mr. Calderon - get your skinny ass back to Mexico City and then stay there! We don't want you or your countrymen invading OUR SOVEREIGN NATION and screwing up our economy and our educational and social systems. Americans are the most generous and warm-hearted people on the planet and our record of annually welcoming huge numbers of LEGAL immigrants to our shores is without equal. It's the uninvited hordes streaming across our border that need to stop! They threaten our security because who knows what person inimical to our safety and security as a nation may be sneaking across the border with them? They threaten the infrastructure and its stability, overburdening the schools and hospitals and causing increased costs for education and social welfare programs.

The bottom line is that these illegal invaders are not welcome. It's time to go home. It's also time to remind our president that his un-American posturing is not admired by the majority of Americans. Let's remind him at the ballot box!

COUSIN STUART ON ILLEGAL ALIENS AND
MEXICAN IMMIGRATION

Obama & Calderon meet - Both denounce AZ Immigration Law

AZ threatens to pull plug on LA's power if city goes through with boycott...

I am a US Citizen who lives in Mexico and have been living in Mexico for several years. The Mexican immigration laws are much stricter than the U.S. -- and Mexico's immigration laws are vigorously enforced. The U. S. Immigration laws are not. I hope Arizona does cut off the electricity to California if they persist in persecuting a sister-state. California is and always has been a foreign state, much displaced from and antagonistic toward the rest of the United States. They are so far left that they are already in the dark. We might as well help them with their desire to be in the dark and pull the plug on their lights, too.

California's leftist agenda, which they want to impose on the rest of the country, has bankrupted them and they can't pay their electric bills unless they get the feds to steal more of our money and give it to them -- so they can continue their failed, leftist, anti-American agenda.

Anti-American? Isn't that kind of harsh? Arizona is a US State and California is attacking them (and biting the hand that feeds them.) I would call that Anti-American (and stupid.) But, judge for yourself. Lets take a look at what California-leftists want for Arizona. See this eye-opening commentary from Arizona State Senator Sylvia Allen regarding SB 1070 (the AZ Immigration law.) Why does California want to impose the lawlessness, crime, murder, drugs, gangs and costs on a sister state that prompted SB 1070?

Why do the President of the United States, his Attorney General and his Secretary of Homeland Security all seem to oppose Arizona and side with foreign invaders who break our laws and threaten the security of our country and the very fabric of our society?

These are serious questions that we all need to remember in November.


[Cheat-link for AG Eric Holder and Sec. Napolitano: One can read the law here. Unlike those who have been most publicly denouncing this law, I have read this law.]

UPDATE FROM GAYLE: I have also read the law. Unlike the blathering lackwits opining at the top of their lungs from the White House and elsewhere!

WHAT IS IT WITH CATS?

Buddy and Rusty have come up with some new ways to entertain me; I must admit that some of them are less attractive than others.

For example: Rusty was out on the deck (accidentally I might add) and found a tiny, tiny little field mouse out there. Unknown to me, he brought the poor little critter into the house and proceeded to chase it all around the house until it probably died of exhaustion or terror. Who knew that the sweet critter who falls down in ecstasy when I pet him could be so aggressive? He also has an ongoing fascination with my bedroom closet doors. They are mirrored and at first, that was the attraction - he would sit and admire his lovely self for hours! Now he wants to open them and he's getting way too skillful at this. I love my cats but not in my closet!

Then there is Buddy - Mr. Adventure! He routinely goes to places which are forbidden him - such as the shelves of the china closet, etc. The kitchen counter, sparse as it is, is a special favorite of his and this past Monday he even managed to flip open the dishwasher door which made a loud sound when it came to rest and scared the stuffing out of me and Rusty - we were both sound asleep!

They are both very sociable these days - Buddy more so than Rusty but the Rustafarian kitty is coming along! Rusty has lots of neighborhood friends who come and say hello from the outside of the living room window. If they come into the house, he runs and hides, but he'll hold court from the back of the couch for hours!

They both love being read to and we have spent many happy times while I read a book out loud. I don't think they give a rip WHAT I'm reading - it's a question of being quietly secure on my lap with my voice droning on quietly!

All in all, I am head-over-heels in love with these two characters and am filled with joy that they share my life!

I ADORE THE BOYZ AT HILLBUZZ!

I would adopt them if I could. Seriously, if I had sons that smart and that perceptive, I'd be proud beyond measure. And they are funny. That's the best thing about them.

They are now nominating Michelle Obama to be on the TLC program "What Not to Wear" - and although I'm sure she doesn't need the $5,000 to get a new wardrobe, she DOES need to learn to dress age and body-type appropriately!

When I read that, I couldn't help but giggle. It's sad that she is so dumb!

IS LYING JUST A REFLEX WITH THESE PEOPLE?

The Attorney General of Connecticut who is running for the seat currently held by Senator Christopher Dodd, who is himself a useless time server in it only for the money and the perks, has been busted lying about service in Vietnam:

At a ceremony honoring veterans and senior citizens who sent presents to soldiers overseas, Attorney General Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut rose and spoke of an earlier time in his life.

“We have learned something important since the days that I served in Vietnam,” Mr. Blumenthal said to the group gathered in Norwalk in March 2008. “And you exemplify it. Whatever we think about the war, whatever we call it — Afghanistan or Iraq — we owe our military men and women unconditional support.”

There was one problem: Mr. Blumenthal, a Democrat now running for the United States Senate, never served in Vietnam. He obtained at least five military deferments from 1965 to 1970 and took repeated steps that enabled him to avoid going to war, according to records.

The deferments allowed Mr. Blumenthal to complete his studies at Harvard; pursue a graduate fellowship in England; serve as a special assistant to The Washington Post’s publisher, Katharine Graham; and ultimately take a job in the Nixon White House.

In 1970, with his last deferment in jeopardy, he landed a coveted spot in the Marine Reserve, which virtually guaranteed that he would not be sent to Vietnam. He joined a unit in Washington that conducted drills and other exercises and focused on local projects, like fixing a campground and organizing a Toys for Tots drive.

Many politicians have faced questions over their decisions during the Vietnam War, and Mr. Blumenthal, who is seeking the seat being vacated by Senator Christopher J. Dodd, is not alone in staying out of the war.

But what is striking about Mr. Blumenthal’s record is the contrast between the many steps he took that allowed him to avoid Vietnam, and the misleading way he often speaks about that period of his life now, especially when he is speaking at veterans’ ceremonies or other patriotic events.

DANCING WITH THE STARS

Last night, my heart stopped a couple of times watching the show. The dancing was that good. Bruno Tognoli was running out of words to express his feelings and all I kept saying was "Damn!" But by far the ultimate performance was the Paso Doble done by Evan Lysacek. It was masculine, strong, graceful and sexy as hell! I voted for him this morning. He is a very shy and humble young man and it took a lot of self-discipline and emotional strength for him to come that far out of his shell to demonstrate what is lurking inside that diffident and gently focused soul. He did a great job.

CHUCKLE HEAD ASSISTANT SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT IN ILLINOIS

Political correctness has now been taken to a ridiculous degree:

Parents in Illinois are outraged over a move by a local high school to scrap its girls basketball team's trip to Arizona over the Grand Canyon State’s new immigration law.

The Highland Park High School varsity basketball team has been selling cookies for months to raise money for a tournament in Arizona..

Now, after winning their first conference title in 26 years, the girls are being denied the opportunity to play in the tournament over safety concerns and because the trip “would not be aligned” with the school's “beliefs and values,” Assistant Superintendent Suzan Hebson told the Chicago Tribune.

Hebson said Arizona is off-limits, at least until it’s more clear how the state’s new law, which makes it a crime to be in the country illegally, will be enforced.

If Suzan Hebson doesn't want to go to Arizona her own self, she doesn't have to go. But these girls EARNED this trip and it really is up to their PARENTS, not this dippy liberal bitch whether or not they go to Arizona for a tournament they earned. And while she's at it, she should learn to spell her own damned name! Suzan - such a pretentious fraudulent spelling! Clearly reflects her pseudo-intelligence! I have nothing but contempt for this poisonous wench! But then, you probably noticed that.

GET WELL SOON, BEAU BIDEN

Last year at this time Mr. Biden, I was in your same shoes. Very mild stroke, no aftereffects. Be prepared to change your entire way of life. In the intervening year, I have quit smoking almost entirely (I'm only human), have tried (and mostly failed) to lose weight, have taken a sleep study and now sleep with a CPAP machine which is actually a good thing. You stop snoring, wake up relaxed and refreshed and with fewer aches and pains than in the past. In addition, I had roto rooter jobs on each of the two carotid arteries in my neck (left and right sides). My cognition is much improved and I'm an old broad, my headaches have largely diminished (despite the fact that I work for lawyers) and in most respects, I am feeling fantastic.

You are a young man with a good life ahead of you. Do what your doctor orders and be proactive in managing your own health. Get that cholesterol down, down, down. Take your aspirin. Remember that you have one life and you'd best care for it now, on the ground, rather than finding yourself at age 45, sitting in a wheel chair, unable to speak and incapacitated for the rest of your life.

I will be praying for you Attorney General Beau Biden and will say a rosary or two for your continued and hopefully improving health. A stroke at age 41 says you haven't been living a healthy lifestyle. Cheeseburgers for lunch daily and tons of salt don't cut it. Lemon juice in most foods reduces the need for salt and is very good for you.

ILLOGICAL CONCLUSIONS

One D.C. council member wishes to tack on another tax to the cost of tickets for live events in the District of Columbia. So let me get this straight - the prices are sky high already, attendance is somewhat stagnant and of course, the best way to lure people into the performances is to charge them more? Does that make sense in ANY universe - even that of a politician?

JOHNNY WEIR - DUMBSHIT!

On the Wendy Williams show a couple of weeks ago, Johnny Weir managed to make a total ass of himself by labeling Evan Lysacek with a sexist slur. Considering that Evan Lysacek has skated rings around him in their last few meetings, perhaps the young man(?) ought to keep his snarky, bitchy little mouth shut.

I was starting to thaw a bit vis-a-vis Mr. Weir but now he has proven himself to be a nasty little infant, substituting vile verbiage for actual on the ice competitive performance! You have become a snippy little queen, haven't you?! Shame!

True competitors don't say the kinds of things you find it necessary to say, Mr. Weir. They are demeaning to yourself and to your sport. Perhaps it would be a good thing if you'd just shut up and go away and pursue your swishy little projects out of my sight and hearing! First of all, nobody cares. Second, all that you've said smacks of poor loser whining and who wants or needs to hear that crap? Seriously, Johnny. Shut the hell up!

AND SO IT GOES . . . !

The so-called "elite media" is scrambling like crazy, trying to cover their malfeasance and misfeasance in not thoroughly examining the actual qualifications to hold office of the man who was running for President of the United States on the Democratic Party ticket. From the most egregious examples of fatuous adoration (Chris Matthews infamous 'tingle running up my leg at the sound of his voice' to the downright slavish devotion of the New York Times (the grey lady bird cage liner) and the Washington Post (aka Pravda on the Potomac). No questions were asked about his associations (Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, Valerie Jarrett) or his antecedents (his Indonesian stepfather and his Kenyan father) or his place of birth and actual nationality, nothing was on the table and nothing was questioned. Now, nearly two years after the Kenyan wetback has taken office, it appears that the question of his eligibility to hold that office may find itself coming before the Supreme Court for resolution amidst much scrambling and temporarizing. It seems that fear is now ruling the day in that Obama's supporters are expected to object quite violently if he is removed from office. Frankly, I might join them in that since removing Obama from office puts Biden into office and moves Pelosi one step closer to the head of the line! As Frank Barone would say, "Holy crap!"

To be fair, Barack Hussein Obama has never made any secret of the fact that he is a socialist. His wife has never made any pretensions to being a patriotic American citizen since she only just has become proud of being an American in the land where her education was provided to her at the expense of those taxpayers she considers to be feckless peasants beneath her notice.

Furthermore, when patriotic American citizens exercised their right to gather for the redress of grievances - aka the Tea Party movement - those same Americans were either ignored, villified or insulted by the liberal elite! And to me, it seemed clear that while the liberal elite and the far leftwing politicians and media were contemptuous of the Tea Party protesters, they were likewise afraid of them! And they should be.

We believe in the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

UPDATE: Two private investigators from different parts of the country have examined the social security number being used by President Obama (and how in hell did they get access to THAT?) and determined that it is part of a series of numbers typically issued to people in Connecticut. He never lived in Connecticut! WHATINHELL?

LAZINESS OR ANOTHER MOTIVE?

Ever since that murderous lout George Huguely was arrested and charged in the murder of his former girlfriend Yeardley Love at UVA, lazy editorial writers have hearkened back to another case which had only one thing in common with this tragic criminal act at UVA - the game of lacrosse. In all other respects, there is absolutely no parallel that can or should be drawn with the wrongful prosecution of the Duke Lacrosse players for an event that did not happen and in which the three indicted players were adjudged absolutely innocent by the North Carolina Attorney General. How then, do these lazy (or otherwise motivated) s0-called news writers (hacks is more like it) have the effrontery to continue to draw comparisons where none can or should be drawn?

Suggestions have even been made that UVA should shut down entirely its entire lacrosse program on the basis that ONE member of that men's team behaved in a criminal and murderous fashion. Talk about throwing out the baby with the bathwater.

Fact: The charges against the Duke lacrosse players were entirely fictional and were pursued by an out of control prosecutor for his own ends in contravention of good legal practice and the laws of the state of North Carolina. The players were absolutely innocent and their only sin was attending a team party at which they each had a beer! Big whup. I did far worse in college back in the late 50s and anyone who is honest would admit the same. Luckily, my bad behavior had consequences only for me.

One male lacrosse player killed his former girlfriend - a female lacrosse player - and while that is a tragedy, particularly for that lovely young woman's family, friends and teammates - it doesn't rise to the level of indicting lacrosse players nationwide or even at UVA. From the start, it appeared to me that George Huguely was a violent abuser whose behavior should have been addressed before it escalated to the point that it caused the death of a lovely young woman. But to condemn the rest of his teammates because of his actions is both wrong AND un-American.

The news writers and editorial writers who are drawing conclusions based on their perceived and utterly erroneous connections between Duke and UVA are lazy idiots!

Have a blessed weekend and Happy Mother's Day!

WHY SO QUIET, MR. PRESIDENT?

The flooding in Tennessee is horrendous and has been destructive to a degree that would have seemed unthinkable just a week or so ago.

Treasured locations such as Ryman Auditorium, home of the Grand Ol Opry, the original Opry building and much of downtown Nashville and the surrounding areas are under water. Have we heard any criticism of FEMA and the President of the United States for his dilatory behavior vis-a-vis this terrible natural disaster? Nope. All is silent at the White House.

I know I keep saying this BUT, had George W. Bush fiddle-farted around in this way, the national press would have been apoplectic, foaming at the mouth, spittle spewing angry - demanding telethons and fund raisers of all kinds.

So far as I can tell, the federal government has done precisely nothing whatsoever. I don't wnat to take a page out of the administration's playbook - but could RACISM be involved here? After all, this destruction is taking place in a Southern state. Is our president prejudiced against Southerners?

The Anchoress has more on the "Do as I say, not as I DO" attitude of the current Administration and their adherents!

QUOTE OF THE YEAR!

The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency. It will be easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to an electorate willing to
have such a man for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails us. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The republic can
survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president. -- Author Unknown

h/t Piano Girl

DOMESTIC TERRORISM?

Is it possible that the damage to the Horizon oil well that took 11 American lives was in actuality a terrorist attack on our nation - by no less a suspect than the "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il? It requires some careful consideration at the very least.

We are vulnerable on so many fronts. I myself travel to and from work via either the appallingly congested I-95 corridor between D.C. and Fredericksburg, Virginia OR via the Virginia Railway Express (VRE) one of the least comfortable train services I've encountered! One of the stops is Quantico!

And in between those rather unattractive choices there is always the Washington, D.C. Metro system! Holy crap! as Frank Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond) would say!

OHIO DISPLAYS A RETURN TO COMMON SENSE

The positively horrendous incompetent Ohio Secretary of State - so dim she cannot even mount a vote-stealing scheme undetectably - has been defeated in her bid to fill the Democratic nomination for the people's Senate seat, currently occupied by the endlessly disappointing George voinovich.

Now Lee Fischer will be carrying the Democratic Party's standard in that race which will be won by the Republican nominee U.S. Rep. Rob Portman, who was endorsed by the Tea Party movement.

Well duh!

TWELVE DAYS TO RESPOND?

It bears repeating: If George W. Bush were still president, the mediabots would have been shrieking at the top of their lungs about the lengthy delay in response time! But since it's the Kenyan Wetback, nothing is heard except the sound of crickets! Then they wonder why they're rapidly going out of business!

MUSINGS

Over this past weekend, a "smoking" 1993 SUV was discovered in Times Square, with an inexpertly assembled but still viable bomb on board, probably just moments from detonation. This led me to do some serious thinking about terrorism and our current administration which has, to all intents and purposes, declared war on our long-time ally Israel!

From the insults to Benjamin Netanyahu (embarrassing at best, despicable behavior for a U.S. president) and our insistence on considering the murderous numbskulls of Cuba and the Middle East to be "just the same as" our good friend, Israel, the current President, the Kenyan Wetback is doing his level best to destroy 200 years of American history and the past 50+ years wherein we have been a great and good friend to the State of Israel. All this in view of the following:

More than a dozen people with American citizenship or residency, like Shahzad, have been accused in the past two years of supporting or carrying out terrorism attempts on U.S. soil, cases that illustrate the threat of violent extremism from within the U.S.

Among them are Army Maj. Nidal Hasan, a U.S.-born Army psychiatrist of Palestinian descent, charged with fatally shooting 13 people last year at Fort Hood, Texas; Najibullah Zazi, a Denver-area airport shuttle driver who pleaded guilty in February in a plot to bomb New York subways; and a Pennsylvania woman who authorities say became radicalized online as "Jihad Jane" and plotted to kill a Swedish artist whose work offended Muslims.

We are constantly being put at risk by the slack and utterly brain-dead behavior of such as Eric Holder and Barack Hussein Obama and his numerous and largely useless "czars" and if he didn't have such an idiot tool as "Plugs" Biden as his vice-president, he would have been impeached and removed from office already!

VOTE in November and let's get this crap under control, folks, or we won't have a country to save!

UPDATE: If this had happened during the GWB administration - but hey, wait - after 9/11 we didn't have any of this crap going on. That's because the ADULTS were in charge!