PARIS HILTON JUST TURNED 30

Isn't it about time this useless creature stopped self-promoting and started doing something worthwhile with her self-indulgent and dimwitted self? I will grant you that her limited brainpower would be a bit of a stumbling block but damn - you are 30 you ignorant blonde bimbo!

While we're on the subject, am I the only person in America who is bored beyond belief with the entire famewhoring Kardashian crowd? This from the Hollywood Reporter's profile of Kris Jenner:

The new issue of The Hollywood Reporter goes in depth with Kardashian mom and manager Kris Jenner about the inventive — and controversial — ways she's monetized reality fame for her family since their arrival on E! in 2007.

Last year, THR reveals, the tightknit family made more money than what Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock, and Tom Cruise are estimated to have earned combined: a staggering $65 million (a source close to the family confirms the figure).

So she is pimping out her daughters for money - lots of it - and the only difference between her and the guy in the ermine fedora on Sunset Boulevard is that they made $65 million last year and he probably made $65,000!