DANCING WITH THE STARS - UPDATE

Finally, finally, finally - The Situation was eliminated and despite his appalling lack of ability, the lad seemed somewhat dazed by his rejection! Even angry!

Sitch - you cannot dance a lick. You didn't belong on that show and your nasty comments were out of line.

Apparently, all that effort at building up killer 6-pack abs failed to contemporaneously develop a killer 6-pack brain!

Buh-bye, Sitch. You will NOT be missed! Audrina Patridge apparently is under the impression that she is foreordained to win. No darling, you are not. You are minimally talented - at best - and while your performances so far have been adequate, you ain't no Jennifer Grey, nor will you ever be!