THE TEENAGED SOMALI PIRATE

The mother of that teenaged Somali Pirate we have in custody is begging for President Obama to "pardon" her poor little boy who didn't know what he was doing. Unfortunately, the President doesn't have the power to pardon this young man because according to the Constitution, it is the Legislature's purview to: "[10] To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed on the high Seas, and Offenses against the Law of Nations" which kind of leaves "The Won" out of the loop on this situation.

Let's all watch in fascination as the Retarded Woman who is speaker of the House and the Walking Cadaver who is in charge over in the Senate struggle with the Constitution whose dictates they normally eschew!