THE USURPER LOSES HIS TEENSY LITTLE MIND!

If the article published today in "Car and Driver Online" is to be believed, President Pinhead Obama has ordered both GM and Chrysler to end their sponsorship of NASCAR at the end of this season. What, is he nuts? Does he wish to be booed loudly wherever he goes in NASCAR country? Does he even know how to drive a vehicle? Does he have a license? You'd have to show a valid birth certificate to get one and our President from Kenya probably cannot produce one of those!

UPDATE: This has been revealed to be an "April Fool's joke"