THE CASE AGAINST AL GORE!

Let me commence this post by stating flat out that I think that Al Gore is a blithering idiot. That being said, I think the sexual assault charges against him are completely specious!

Just from reading the following, from The Portlander:

After interviewing the woman, the Police Bureau provided additional services per the victim advocate program. The case was not investigated any further because detectives concluded there was insufficient evidence to support the allegations.

In June 2010, the woman involved contacted Detectives and asked for a copy of her statement, which she was given. She then asked if she could edit her statement and was told she could provide detectives with additional clarifications that would be added to her original report. She also advised that she was going to take the case to the media.

The supposed assault took place in 2006! Folks that's over FOUR YEARS AGO! Never mind my inability to believe that former V.P. Gore has any kind of sex drive - inappropriate or not, there's something very hinky about this woman's charges! Methinks this female is seeking a big paycheck from someone whose wealth has markedly increased since 2006.

Anyway, that's what I think. What's your take on the matter?

UPDATE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - seriously?!

UPDATE #2: Apparently this 54 year old woman has a pair of slacks with The Poodle's DNA on them and witnesses. Witnesses? Seriously, witnesses?!