AL FRANKEN, SEE YOUR NEUROLOGIST!

It is painfully obvious that you are less than engaged during the confirmation hearings for Elena Kagan. Let's start with the most important question - What in the name of hell are you even doing on the Judiciary Committee? You aren't an attorney, you're barely even literate, and you're a foolish partisan hack as well!

Second, these hearings are important. You doodling pictures of Senator Jeff Sessions, a far more serious and worthwhile Senator than you could ever be, is offensive although I must admit the doodle is impressively accurate.

Third, people who cannot keep their eyes open during the day are frequently people who are suffering from sleep apnea, a condition which can lead to heart attacks and strokes. I'm speaking from first hand experience. I now sleep with a CPAP machine and get better rest and am more alert during the day.

I highly recommend that you consult a neurologist forthwith! I don't like you but I don't want to see Minnesota endure the spectacle of another Paul Wellstone-like funeral.