BRILLIANT IDEA - NOT MINE
BUT STILL BRILLIANT!

Because wonderful minds run in the family, my sister has come up with a genius idea. All we need to do is hit every thrift store we've ever heard of and buy white full slips, which we can then dye pink.

Then we wear the pink slips OVER our regular clothing and show up to demonstrate in front of the Capitol.

Perhaps the Congresscritters will get the idea more clearly that way that they are about to be - expeditiously - unemployed!