IT'S OCTOBER, FOLKS, AND GLOBAL WARMING IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE UNSEASONABLE HEAT WE'RE NOT EXPERIENCING!

Why let a some strongly verifiable facts get in the way of a good shuck and jive routine folks? Al Gore and his confreres are making a bloody fortune over their ridiculous global warming scam! It's barely 70 degrees outside and yet Gore and his pals are running around screaming "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" for all the world like a demented chicken. Natural gas supplies are up. Winter is soon upon us. Daylight savings time hasn't ended (I WANT my hour back) but when it does, we'll be moving into the official start of winter.

A "reliable source" has even made what I consider to be the most awesomely stupid remark of all time when that person said that the current lowered temperatures are exacerbating global warming! Huh? Really? Naw.........!