Tuesday, June 10, 2008

NEW WEAPON TO DEBILITATE RIOTERS
AT DEM CONVENTION?


Those "men of the people" are rumored to be planning the use of a new weapon to control protesters in Denver at the Democratic Convention:

Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon - known as the “crap cannon” - that might be unleashed against them.

Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.

In other words, this new weapon pretty much releases the bowels of those within its reach!

My question (based on having been on the periphery of other demonstrations such as the ones being planned for Denver) is "How would you know?" I remember the 1968 protests that are apparently slated for recreation in Denver. Good hygiene was not a significant concern of those protesters, and I very much doubt much will have changed!

2 comments:

GM Roper said...

I'm tempted to say that this is a crappy development... but I'll refrain. :)

Gayle Miller said...

You always were classy!